hello children
my name is nothing
have you guys seen my wallet?
i emptied it on the floor once
and now my face hurts
i never got it back, you know
just felt like counting my money
in the middle of los angeles
now im poorer than before
gad its sunny up in this house
look at me
LOOK AT ME
im chewing my tongue like a cigar
hehehehhehehhee
i could just stand here
giggle at myself
and this mug
laugh at my schizophrenia
laugh at my schizophrenia
wiggle a little bit
looks like the old noooothing needs a tire change
ill do it myself, buddy. buddy.
gad its sunny up here
head in the clouds
bumblebees
black licorice killed my spirit
and my pig
thats the year i was born in chinese
according to them
im supposed to be chivalrous and gallant
but thats a load of crudsies
i don't mean to brag
but im kinda a comic in training...
im BRILLIANT
have you heard this one?
knock knock....
KNOCK KNOCK...
KNOCK KNOCK!!!!
(who's there)
....
orange
orange you glad i didnt say banana?
hehehehehehehheheheheh
doot deet doot deet doot deet doot deet
hehehehhehehehehehehe
i-i like music
its my bumpity bump bump
its my play on words
its my last chance to go down kicking
and screaming
like an angry blonde child
in a yellow and white striped collared shirt.
he lives in a mansion.
gad its bright in here
can someone turn off that strobe light?
or gimme some water or something
im thirsty for some remonade-y-ness
my heads in the clouds with the bumblebees
bumblebee bumblebees bumblebees bumblebees
bzzz....
bzzz....
the heck with you all, golly
i don't need your chicken fingerzzzzzzzzz
gad its bright up in this hooooooooooooouse!
so fellas, have you heard the news?
he is so blue
like the ocean
and the dolphins
don't you wanna swim with them
or the seals
so playful
don't you just want to rot in your grave?
think about what you are hearing.
non-original music
nonsense words
and this house calls it brilliant thinking
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
look up leonardo da vinci
he wrote all of his thoughts backwards
so that no one would ever plagiarize him
im kinda like him
except for like
the opposite.
i want you to rip me off
photocopy my notebook
steal my music
i deserve it
and you know what
you deserve it too
counting your money in the middle of los angeles
you're like skeletons in teddy bear costumes
lolololololololololol we win peace bro groovy
gad its bright up here
im just like you and you and you and not so much you
i just believe a little differently
i believe that the purple people are the superior race
and those with violet skin and yellow eyes are the future
keep up boy
or get out of the way
ill marry my wife in front of a big pile of cards
and david blaine is gonna be our priest
and all my guests are going to be paper statues
that slowly burn away as the ceremony continues
and by the end of my poem
you'll all be totally in shock.
the END
its over you guys